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Norse Platoon successfully defended the Ukrainian supply depot from the Russian armored units, halting their advance entirely. After conducting a quick survey of the depot, they departed north to begin scouting for a secondary location to base themselves out of. In the process, however, a Russian hacker named Vladimir Blyatman managed to achieve godhood and caused a temporary time dilation in the Matrix. This caused Neo, Batman and the Popeye's Fried Chicken Sandwich to join forces and storm heaven, where the three defeated Blyatman in a cage match. After this, everything returned to normal, with no memory of anything metaphysical ever happening.